The Lip Balm Addiction No One Talks About
BEAUTY
Victoria Guillou
10/11/2024
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Let’s face it: we’ve all been there. You reach into your bag, feel around for that familiar little tube, and sigh with relief when your fingers wrap around it. It’s been, what, a solid thirty minutes since you last applied? Disaster averted. Your lips will live to see another glossy, minty-fresh day. But wait... why do you suddenly feel like you need this stuff 24/7? Have you crossed over into lip balm addiction?
The Gateway Balm
It all starts innocently enough. You’re browsing the checkout aisle, and there it is: that perfect little balm, promising softer, smoother lips with just one swipe. Plus, it’s strawberry-flavored! How can you resist? So, you grab it and toss it in your basket, thinking it’ll come in handy when winter rolls around. Fast forward a week, and you’re applying it at every red light, every Netflix binge session, and maybe even in your sleep (I see you with that under-pillow stash). Suddenly, you’re that person who can’t leave the house without triple-checking that your lip balm is securely tucked in your pocket. If you forget it? Pure panic mode. Dry lips? Immediate crisis. You’re left scrounging through your friends’ bags, hoping someone has a spare, and offering eternal gratitude to the hero who comes through with a half-used tube of coconut-scented balm.
The Slippery Slope of Options
The problem is, once you’re in the lip balm game, it’s never just one. Oh no. Soon, you’re bombarded with choices, each more tempting than the last. Do you want tinted? SPF-infused? Organic with a side of beeswax? Suddenly, you’ve got a lip balm for every occasion. One in your car, one in your desk drawer, one in every coat pocket like some sort of lip-smacking Easter egg hunt. And just when you think you’ve found the one, there’s a new flavor or formula that promises to be even better. Vanilla honey? Why not! Lavender lemon? Throw it in the cart. You tell yourself it’s about hydration, but deep down, you know the truth: you’re addicted to the ritual. The swipe, the shine, the satisfaction of knowing your lips will never be chapped again.
The Dry Lip Cycle: Fact or Fiction?
Here’s the kicker: some say that lip balm might be causing the very thing it’s supposed to prevent. I know, mind blown. The theory is that overusing balm makes your lips lazy—like, they stop producing their own natural moisture because they’re living the high life, swaddled in a constant layer of cherry-scented protection. So, is it a vicious cycle? Are we just reapplying because our lips feel dry, but really, they’ve become dependent on the balm? It’s like that friend who always borrows money and never pays you back, and yet, you keep handing it over because you’re too deep in the game to say no.
Is There a Cure?
The first step, they say, is admitting you have a problem. But do we want to quit? Because honestly, that moment when you swipe on a fresh layer of balm after your lips have been feeling a little parched? It’s pure bliss. Who needs to stop? This is a self-care ritual, okay? It’s not an addiction, it’s hydration maintenance. But maybe, just maybe, it’s time we dial it back a little. Let’s challenge ourselves to make it an hour, then two, without reaching for our trusty tube. After all, our lips deserve a little time to figure things out on their own. And if that doesn’t work? Well, at least we’ll never be caught with crusty lips. And that, my friends, is the real victory.
P.S. If you find me in a corner somewhere clutching three different lip balms, don’t judge. Just know I’m living my best, most hydrated life.